ComiCentric Issue 94: The holes at the bottom of a twinkie are for ventilation.
In the heart of Lost Angelos, amidst the tagged-up skyscrapers, an unexpected throwdown is about to unfold. Godzilla, the towering titan of terror, emerged from the depths of the ocean. Somewhere between Santi Moni and Roudondo. his colossal form casting a shadow over the sprawling metropolis. But standing in his path was an equally formidable foe – a giant Twinkie, seemingly plucked from thin air as if from a fantastical dream.
As the plethora of Lost Angelinos watched in awe and disbelief, the battle began. Godzilla roared ferociously, unleashing blasts of atomic breath that lit up the sky, while the giant Twinkie stood its ground, its spongy exterior proving surprisingly resilient against the nuclear onslaught.
Buildings blew bricks and cars were chaotically chucked as the two beloved behemoths clashed. The streets trembled with each thunderous toss and turn, and the air was thick with tension as the fate of the city hung in the balance.
But as the battle deliciously raged on, Godzilla began to gain the upper claw. With each devastating blow, he gradually wore down the Twinkie’s delectable defenses, leaving it vulnerable to big G’s mighty mandible. In a final act of delicatessen defiance, the towering Twinkie launched one last desperate attack, utilizing its undercarriage concealed cannons. The creamy ventilation holes unleashed a confectionary countermeasure. but it was no match for Godzilla’s relentless rampage.
With a triumphant skreonk, Godzilla squeezed his vanquished foe in his massive claws and lifted it high into the air. With one swift motion, he brought the Twinkie crashing down to the ground, its sugary shell shattered into pieces.
~SKEEERRROOONNNKK~
Godzilla stood victorious, his victory skreonk echoing through out the wreckage that was Lost Angelos. Though the city of Lost Angles was battered but unbowed, it looked on in awe at the mighty creature that had saved them once again. And as the dust settled. Godzilla, as well as the remaining Lost Angelinos, indulged in a well-deserved reward, devouring the remnants of his sweet adversary with vigor and candor.
Thanks to the indomitable power of Godzilla and the unexpected twist of fate that brought him face to face with a giant Twinkie. In the end, Los Angeles was safe-ish once more.