ComiCentric Issue 82: Another Sasquatching Time Travel Paradox
Welcome back, for those of you still hung over from last week’s podcast. we will tone it down a bit this week and we will go back to your regular scheduled program. Consisting of your two favorite sudo-cryptozoologist once again on the hunt for the elusive Big Foot!
First off, we have to stop calling them big foots. that’s what they have not what they are. it’s like calling Ron Jerremy bi… oh we can’t do that. oh sorry. like calling the cowardly lion a pu… oh we can’t do that either?!! well, to be honest we don’t know the real name of these majestic mysteries. they could all be Alans or Gregoris? I think sasquatch is the most decent sounding name’s sake. Beats the Skunk ape, the Almas, Yeren, and Yeti in Asia, or the Australian Yowie
I often wonder if the sasquatch really is the ninja of the forest? We shouldn’t be able to capture ninjas on film. But why do we sometimes capture it on film? When its captured-on film its always alone? Do they have mates? and I don’t mean like for furrnacating. I’m just talking about pals. buddies. someone to chat with on them slow leisure strolls in the mountains.
I’m sure the sasquatch can make a few nonjudgmental friends.
Don’t sasquatches get lonely? do they let themselves be filmed, just like humans, for attention? you know in correlation to when Jesus gets lonely and then shows up on/in your tortilla. I mean there are simpler ways to get out attention like how bout you just show yourself. Jesus did it to twelve dudes. I’m sure the sasquatch can make a few nonjudgmental friends.
In this new body positive atmosphere, we live in, I’m sure it would be welcomed. Imagine the attention and notoriety the sasquatch could get? it be like teen wolf but with a sasquatch. You can even have the basketball scene. It would make more sense with a tall player than a short wolf man… person… teen.
but one thing is for certain. What we’re thinking as sasquatches could be extradimensional beings an earlier precursor to the space program, they made contact with… they are not what they claim to be… they have infiltrated a lot of aspects of the government establishment. Particularly D.C. or interdimensional beings here to scoop things out or out for a vacation from being extradimensional. Or it could just be a man with a case file that likes to pull peoples leg using a harry man suit.