ComiCentric Issues 44:

Pre Presidential Post Palentines Podcast

Well it’s the day after the big V day… you know the victory over Captain Cook. The colonist that tried to kidnap the then king of Hawaii back in 1779. Killed and made into soup is what I’m told.

Oh, it’s not? Then what…

It’s what?

 Oh, you must be mistaken. I have never heard of such a holiday. That holiday sounds ludicrous. I figure that holiday is for the people who can’t find their way to express how they feel on the daily, so they are given the liberty once a year by the Greeting card overlords to tell your special someone that … you know… that you love them.

Next, you’re going to tell me that we going to consolidate each president’s birthday into one day? Yea besides Jefferson, I couldn’t tell you who came between Lincoln and Washington. I’ve never seen the president as a man of power. but a man responsible for every constituent that falls under the United States of America flag. But we see less and less of this. they don’t know what they are doing. And we don’t know what to do with them. Yet, here we are feeding a system that is not broke but in dire need of repair. But what do I know I’m just here raiding the discount candy isle the day after Valentines.

XoXoX

Cruz